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a love story

thinhline:

— Honey, I’m going to the drug store. Do we need anything?

— Yeah, get a box of condoms. I’m going to fuck the shit out of you.

— Well, I was going to get some laxatives, but that’s a much better plan.

(via pixandwords)

Posted on October 9th, 2012
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Originally from thinhline
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    This is awesome, also its piece taken from the early script of Disneys new remake of beauty and the beast, adult version
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  8. fuckedupbutnotfuckedover said: I can conceive of multiple ways the night could go with her buying both
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  12. nuclearvampire said: *gapes* *facepalms* Really? We really had to go there? Well my quota for shitty jokes has officially been used up for the night…..
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