They’re doing it.
First they romanticize Vampires
HOW IS THIS EVEN
HIS DICK MIGHT FALL OFF WHILST THEY FUCK
UNLESS THIS IS A COMEDY/SPOOF?
THIS IS NOT OKAY
THEY RUINED VAMPIRES— I WAS KIND OF OKAY WITH THAT
THEY RUINED WEREWOLVES— I WASN’T REALLY OKAY WITH THAT
THEY RUIN ZOMBIES— I AM NOWHERE NEAR OKAY WITH THIS
ZOMBIES ARE REANIMATED CORPSES
THEY DO NOT FEEL
THEY DO NOT LOVE
THEY E A T THE FLESH OF THE L I V I N G
THAT IS I T
Not to mention that Teresa Palmer looks like the blond K-Stew. I am interested in reading the book and comparing it to the movie to see how much they screwed it up.